rest in peace joan rivers . . .

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you were a trailblazer and we loved you!  you made us laugh, you made us cringe, you made us gasp, and you made us crazy for the red carpet!

we will miss you dearly. . . .

fashion police will never, EVER, be the same without you.

rest in peace, joan rivers, rest in peace. . .

 

from two of your most devoted joanrangers,

xo,

stylebriefs

 

below are some hilarious quotes of joan’s — but everything she ever said was both hysterical and insightful, this is but a pittance . . .

 

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
Don’t tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won’t respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, ‘Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.’.
If God wanted us to bend over he’d put diamonds on the floor.
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
Fat jokes aren’t relevant, but they’re hilarious when you find them.
Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you’re funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.
A man can sleep around, no questions asked. But if a woman makes 19 or 20 mistakes, she’s a tramp.
You know it’s time to start using mouthwash when your dentist leaves the room and sends in a canary.
Princess Diana and the Queen are driving down the lane when their car is forced off the road by masked thieves. “Out of the car and hand over your jewels.” After the thieves rob them and steal their car, Diana begins to put her earrings, necklace, and rings back on. “Wherever did you hide those,” demanded the Queen. “Where do you think?” asked Diana. “Pity Margaret wasn’t here,” said the Queen. “We could have saved the Bentley.”

 

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